Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Today's News


I had a bit of a shock today.  I received a call from my boss notifying my that at an upcoming conference I would be expected
to do a full day of training for fellow employees.  Let me be clear. 
I'm expected to stand up in front of numerous people and talk to them.  For an entire day.

I don't know if I've ever mentioned this before but I'm an introvert. 
Extremely introverted in fact.  I have a really difficult time with
large groups of people.  I don't even like parties.  To put it bluntly, this news
terrified me.  When I get nervous and have to speak in front of people my speech tends to speed up.  To somewhere around the speed of light.  To make matters even worse I'm a fainter.  Seriously.  My first job out of
college I was very stressed about what would be expected of me.  I could
barely sleep or eat and when I got to the office the air conditioning had quit.  A couple hours into the day my new boss came to check up on me. I stood up to greet him
and tell him how the work was progressing and instead collapsed in a
heap at his feet. 
 

So after receiving this panic inducing call I decided to take myself for a
long long lunch hour walk.  I was walking along
lost in my own world when I looked up and saw a very pretty dog sitting in someone's driveway.  He was so still I wasn't sure he was alive at first.  A statue perhaps but then an ear twitched and suddenly I forgot all about that conference.

What a pretty dog sitting in that driveway!

I wonder who left him outside?

That's no dog!
Perhaps I'll insert a couple photos of this guy into my index cards
when I'm doing the lecture. Remind me to breath a little and forget
about my stress level.



 p.s. in all seriousness, I know some of my readers are teachers and
spend their days in front of a class. Are there any tips you would
recommend to someone who is doing a training session for the first
time?